Étiquette : vaan and tomaj trolling balthier

skystones:

sparkly water archades headcanon good headcanon, and when the imperials are assigned to rabanastre they come to the Sandsea and get super irritated at tomaj that there’s no sparkly water, and tomaj is like, what the fuck is sparkly water? anyway the demand is high and tomaj loses a lot of control with the Sandsea once archadia takes over so he HAS to start serving it and tomaj hates sparkly water and so does vaan

balthier fucking loves sparkly water and now i want vaan, in an attempt to annoy balthier, taking his cup at the Sandsea and chugging it only to make the world’s most horrified face upon finding out it’s sparkly water and he spits it all over the floor and tomaj comes up like what the fuck vaan, i own this place dude, and vaan’s like SPARJKLY WATER BAD!! and tomaj is like oh, you’re excused then, and balthier is like ??? refill my fucking water???