koyamacchi:

“Dont try to be cool, just be yourself” ー Koyama Keiichiro’s “Girlfriend Conditions” Checklist

• likes ramen
  
• will wake me up in the morning
• will make me breakfast
• will eat breakfast with me
• will see me off at the door
• has hobbies
• will text me often
• will go hang out with me
• will give me advice about work
• will encourage me with work
• will find my faults in my work and urge me to improve
• will cry with me
• will laugh at the same time I do
• will be fine with just sitting in silence together
• will go shopping with me
• will pick out clothes for me
• will wear matching clothing/accessories with me
• will eat a lot
• will be understanding about my work
• likes hot tea
• would easily eat garlic
• likes white rice
• can’t eat tomatoes (LOL)
• will wash the car with me
• has big, round eyes
• but likes single eyelids (LOL)
• but likes double eyelids when I wake up* (LOL)
• likes the ocean
• likes the mountains
• will make me riceballs

(* he’s talking about a common occurrence where sometimes people with single eyelids wake up and they have double eyelids for a few minutes)

if you ticked off:

• 1-9 things: a little more effort may be necessary
  
• 10-17 things: maybe you can become friends
• 18-25 things: maybe you can become Koyama’s girlfriend
• over 25 things: maybe you can get married to Koyama!?

If you were my girlfriend…:

• I’ll plan out vacations
• I’ll do the cleaning
• My mum’s ramen would always free of charge
• I’ll sing my solos to you at karaoke
• If you say you miss me I’ll go to right away