vaan: fran i have a question
everyone: *stops what they’re doing and holds their breath*
fran: yes?
vaan: why are there no male viera
fran: ah. a simple answer, that. you see, when they have served their purpose, we eat them
vaan: *shrieks, long and loud into the night around the campfire*
later…
balthier: nice one fran
fran: nice one what?
balthier: the joke. about. the prank. the–the eating male vi–you’re not laughing
fran: i say it not in jest
balthier: 8) fran what. the fuck?
fran, continues to stare at balthier
balthier:
fran:
balthier:
fran:
balthier: i have to go check on that thing in the oven
fran: we are in the middle of the steppe
balthier: oven. bye