fuckyeahasexual:

actuallyasexual:

ivebeenabaaaaadsk8rboi:

what is ace/aro culture someone please help

• Picking up any aesthetically pleasing book. 
• Putting down the aesthetically pleasing book after reading its dull amatonormative/heteronormative summary. 
• Mourning the waste of a good book cover on a dull narrative.
• All your relatable protagonists are aliens or robots. 
• Or, all your relatable characters are antagonists.
• Or, all the relatable narratives are Science Fiction and/or Horror. 
• Taking “Netflix & Chill” quite literally.
• Thinking about a future without all your most important friendships, and dissociating to avoid the impending anxiety and panic attacks. 
• Refusing to buy anything that doesn’t perfectly fit your aesthetic.
• Feeling incredibly overwhelmed and emotional when something perfectly fits your aesthetic, like, to the point of tears.
• Somehow being very good at relationship advice, even though the thought of giving relationship advice is mentally exhausting.
• Your wardrobe becomes black, purple, and gray without you even trying.
• Being paranoid that your innocuous interactions with people will be misinterpreted as flirtation. 
• Dadaism makes more sense to you than it should. 
• Trying to be as repulsive as possible so people don’t hit on you. 
• Trying to be as aesthetically attractive as possible, not realizing that people will hit on you.
• Not realizing that people are hitting on you. 
• People think you’re “eccentric” for spending so much time and money on things rather than on other people.
• Zoning out to daydream about epic fight scenes while your friends ask you which person is more attractive to you. 
• Thinking about getting married for the tax benefits, and the idea of political marriages isn’t so weird to you.
• Eating all of food at parties because everyone else is hooking up, and someone has to do it. 
• Getting asked out to prom by someone who has a crush on you, but choosing to go with two friends as your ‘date’ instead.
• Isolating yourself so you don’t get too attached to people.
• Also, getting attached to people. 

etc. 

Bingo